What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

No way

What are some medical-grade red light therapy devices?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

How can The Telegraph criticize US debt as a 'danger to the global economy' when the UK government is also drowning in debt?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Then came..

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons