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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
No way
What are some medical-grade red light therapy devices?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons